It's so funny.

Boys and girls,the topic today will be skinny girls with gimongous boobs.

I dunno if these girls should be considered lucky or otherwise but even the most heterosexual female can't help but stare at those juggies subconsciously.It just so happen that I had to experience it first hand on my way home today.

I didn't notice her at first. Just a wisp of a girl. But when her not so blessed friend turned her around,those mammaries were in my face man! I couldn't help but take a 2nd and 3rd look (too big,cannot capture everything in one glance mah),to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me. It was a positively humbling moment.

I wonder how heavy they must be on her. They seem to be the very reason why her weight hasn't gone down even though she's positively skinny.

Bitch.

Ya la ya la sour grapes. But I wouldn't want such big boobies too la. Mine so small already cannot handle. Speaking about small boobs,my boyfriend,in his sleepy stupor,commented that he couldn't find my boobs when he put his head on my chest. The audacity!

Ah well.

And yes I have a boyfriend. Again. Haha. Been together for a grand total of....a month. It's kinda sweet la considering we started off as friends about 1.5 years ago (or maybe longer),and then finally progressed to lovers. But becoz I've been so used to him being his quirky crazy self when we were just friends,I stil get alittle startled when he suddenly becomes really loving and tender when it's only the 2 of us. And then I'll call Nick and tell him how weird it feels,to which he'll say, "Ok mah mei...wei she me yao jue de kun rao ne?". He always mistakes my puzzlement to kun rao which in the end,leaves me even more kun rao.

Went out for drinks with them last night at Bar Bar Black Sheep. First time there but I managed to find the place. When I got there,Haslan and Bao were already there. Had a drink and smokes while the 2 guys shared a plate of pasta. Gay right? Haha. No la the actual scene wasn't that homo. Except bao was dropping his food all over the place.

Waited for Nick and Karene to arrive. Nick lost his way. Expected. How in the world can anyone navigate with directions like this:

"Where's Bar Bar Black Sheep?"

"Bukit Timah"

"Which part?"

"You just ride all the way down and you will see the place."

What the...??????

Yea. Bao gives such directions. If I relied on his directions,I would only have gotten there after 2 hours.And Nick would never ever get there.

But it was really fun after all of us had some alcohol in our system. I need to stop drinking excessively. My eczema is getting out of control. The doctor told me to cut down on drinking and smokes. Arg. Anyway,I digress. When I'm high,I cannot distinguish between pint and draft and always end up having a pint. And thus,my high journey begins. The pictures below were taken towards the end of the night.

Nick trying very very hard to act cool

The chio bu and the uncle

These 2 look so gay.

Trying very hard to be cute...gosh...

My boy and me...I look so much better dun I?

Ok mushy time! I went to the loo just about 15 secs after Bao (if you haven't guessed by now,Bao is my boyfriend),and as I was doing my business,I heard Bao's voice and he was in a weird weird conversation with a Caucasian man. Below was what I heard:

Caucasian man: "You have a girlfriend?"

Bao: "Yes.Yes I have a girlfriend."

Caucasian man: "Where is she?"

Bao: "She's somewhere."

Caucasian man: "Where?"

Bao: "Somewhere."

Caucasian man: " Do you love her?"

Bao: "Yes of course I love her."

After that I had to leave the toilet. I stifled a smile as I walked out of the loo. Aww~~

When it came time to leave,Haslan drove me home and then drove Bao home. He had to leave with Haslan due to some long winded reason associated with my company but he actually took a cab back to my place in like a matter of 10mins. We sat at my estate's lobby to talk for awhile. He was sleepy but insisted on staying coz he wanted to stay with me alittle longer.

All in all,it was a really sweet night. But I died this morning coz I had to survive on less then 4 hours of sleep. But like with all initial courtships, the time I spent with him was well worth it. :)

My mind is starting to cloud up as I type this.I really need to lay off the smokes and drinks for awhile man. My nails are starting to suffer too.

Alright time to hit the sack. Sibei tired.

Signing off,

Tolora