Run! Run!

People don't seem to know how bad they smell with perfume.

Yes you read right. They smell BAD.

And it's not because they used the wrong perfume or anything like that. The problem with them is that they used...

Too.

Much.

Perfume.

Remember when mother and father said anything done in moderation is always the best? This is one circumstance where this quote applies.

MODERATION PEOPLE! Which part of the word do you not understand????

About a week ago on the way to work in the bus, a lady boarded just one stop after me and chose the seat beside mine. And all the way to my station (a good 30-40mins away), I sat smothered in her overwhelming perfume. It was a head spinning experience that left me feeling woozy the entire day.

And even through the rain this morning, I caught a strong whiff of a woman's perfume from the lady walking in front of me as I was walking to the bus stop.

Can people ever learn to reduce the amount of smelling agents on themselves? In the past, women dabbed perfume on their wrists and the nape of their necks just to tease.

The key word here is DABBED.

And no where in the book of "how to apply perfume properly" does it say "after dressing up and make up, pour perfume sparingly onto every inch of your body to ensure people around you know you are around and exist".

I'm typing this as I'm stuck in a damn jam along bukit timah road and know I'm gonna be so late for work.

Arg.

Anyway, good morning world.

Tolora